Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

—Phyllis Diller

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

—Erma Bombeck

There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.

—Quentin Crisp

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.

—Mario Buatta

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.

—Evan Esar

I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know.

—Phyllis Diller

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

—Joan Rivers