Cleaning… My Sentiments

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

—Phyllis Diller

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

—Erma Bombeck

There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.

—Quentin Crisp

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.

—Mario Buatta

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.

—Evan Esar

I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know.

—Phyllis Diller

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

—Joan Rivers