Um Abbas

Sometimes feeling out of this world.

Site randomly not loading

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Hello, the blog has recently some connectivity issues and randomly refuses to load at all. I am aware of it as well as my host and I believe they will fix the problem with my host server as soon as possible. Up until than I beg your pardon for annoyance it may cause and ask for patience.
Thank you for your understanding and time spent on my blog site.

[CZ]
V poslední době trpí můj blog náhodně se objevujícími problémy s načítáním. Jsem si toho vědoma, stejně tak jako můj poskytovatel hostingu, a věřím, že se snaží problém vyřešit co nejrychleji. Do doby, než se můj hostitelský server opět postaví na nohy, se omlouvám za případné nepříjemnosti tím způsobené a prosím vás o strpení.
Děkuji za pochopení a váš čas strávený na mém blogu.

Um Abbas

To: umabbas.net
Dear SiteGround customer,
After detecting that there is a problem with your host server we have run extensive verifications and checks to establish the nature and the severity of the issue. It turned out that there is an unexpected network failure in our data center that affected your host server.
Network failures like this are rare but unfortunately totally unpredictable. However, we would like to assure you that our server administrators have all the needed expertise and follow strict procedures to minimize the negative effect of such an event. We are now working together with the technicians from our data center on fixing the network problem as quickly as possible.
We will keep you updated on the progress of our work by posting regular messages in the Server Status Check section. Please do not post tickets regarding your account. We will do everything possible to quickly restore service.
Best regards,
The SiteGround Team

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My new book!

Although it doesn’t seem to be much for many people, I am happy. After 3 years of not having any books to read, I bough my first (english) book to read. Better than PC, definitively. And I know we have online libraries, but come on, who actually reads a book sitting at the PC? Not me, I am sure.
This is my baby:
The Descent of Man and Selection in Relation to Sex by Charles Darwin.
I bought it in a small shop at the corner of our street. It is an antique shop, we may say – run by a young man who spends all his free time by reading tons and tons of books and collecting them; the things he has twice, or didn’t like, or just feels like sharing, he sells in his bookshop. From really new books up to ‘treasures’ 50 and more years old (whole shelf about soviet socialism, for example, caught my eye for really long, lol).
It’s a lovely place and I have to say, that although I entered the shop all in black, in hijab and lose clothes, obviously so Muslim (he seemed to be really surprised to see me in there), he didn’t move a muscle when I was paying the 5 pounds for book like that (obviously non-Muslim).
I am sure I will visit that lil shop many times in future, because he seems to have a nice collection of books I might be interested in. And the book frustration does a lot!

When spam makes your day

[EN]
This is an exact repost of an email which just came to me, avoiding the spam filter, right towards my eyes.
It came already in two languages and I gotta say that in none of them it makes much sense… but it made me laugh, so why not share! To the spammer’s luck I won’t censor anything, so feel free to program a bot sending an email back.

[CZ]
Tento email se úspěšně vyhnul všem mým antispamovým filtrům a přišel mi naservírován na stříbrném talíři, tudíž ho repostuji v plném znění.
Email chytře přišel ve dvou jazycích, kdybych náhodou nerozuměla, ale v ani jednom případě nemá ani špičku ani patu… leč spravil mi náladu, tak proč se nepodělit! A protože jsem hodná holka, nebudu se obtěžovat s cenzurou údajů, tudíž kdo se cítí na naprogramování bota pro automatické odpovědi, může se pohrát.

Bibi Sakina, the Young Hashemite Princess

Profile:
Name: Ruqayah (also known as Sukaynah)
Father: Imam Husayn ibn ‘Ali ibn Abu Taleb (Alaihisalam)
Mother: Lady Umm Rubab (Alaihisalam)
Birth: 20th of Rajab
Death: 13th Safar al-Mudhaffar, at Damascus, Syria
Sayyedah Ruqayah (Alaihisalam) ( also known as Sayyedah Sukaynah (Alaihisalam)) was the
youngest daughter of Imam Husayn (Alaihisalam). Sukaynah is a derivative of “sukoun”
meaning “peace.” Imam Husayn (Alaihisalam) used to pray for a daughter in his night
prayers, a daughter who would give him peace and Allah (SWT) granted him his
wish and blessed him with Sayyedah Sukaynah (Alaihisalam).

Sayyedah Sukaynah was the most beloved daughter of Imam Husayn (A.S.) and used
to sleep on his chest every night. She was a lively child, full of love and
happiness. Being the daughter of the holy Imam, she was different from other
children of her age in many ways. She was very religious and enjoyed reading
the Holy Quran and never missed her prayers. From a very early age, she took
great care to make sure that her head and face were properly covered when in
public.

Vyhrabáno na starém, zapomenutém blogu: Návod k použití muže Arabského (respektive muslimského)

Na starém blogu jsem našla tento manuál k použití muslimského partnera, tak návod přidávám jako příjemnou vzpomínku i pro zasmání. Je to již několik let staré, tak prosím o slitování :D


Návod k použití: Muž zvaný arabský (poddruh muslim)

Pokud patříte k oněm šťastným ženám, které mají doma arabského muže, možná vám trošku pomůže tento skromný manuál psaný horkou jehlou a rozhodně (bohužel) nepostihující plně celou kategorii užívání tohoto speciálního druhu lidského samečka.
Pokud máte další tipy k doplnění, sem s nimi. Zaslouženě se objevíte v seznamu.Jsou krásní, jsou charismatičtí, jsou tajemní, jsou sexy, jsou temperamentní, a táhnou k sobě jako magnet všechny neopatrné ženy… Arabové.

A nyní tedy přistupme k manuálu:
 
1.Alkohol. Setkala-li jste se s tímto poddruhem humanoida poprvé, je pro začátek dobrý nějaký ten poznatek jako: Nepřipíjet alkoholem. Ani když máte sebevětší chuť, nezvěte ho do baru na skleničku vína nebo korbel piva. Buď odmítne, a vy budete vypadat nejen poníženě, ale i hloupě; nebo v horším případě zkusí a vy ho budete muset tahat na zádech domů už po druhém pivu.

Let the old hag die! / Jen ať si chcípne, baba jedna!

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“I really dislike old people who annoy all the time a they don’t understand to anything etc. I go home with my dog and I see at the entrance an old witch and she says where does this Novak live (I guess the witch is from them) so I tell her at the ground floor (she told me at the entrance already that nobody answers her, does he, my judgment is they weren’t at home) so I let her in and go home – first floor. Now I hear how she totters and knocks on our door!! My mum opens the door and that idiot asks where does Novak live :-D So my mum patiently answers her one floor below this one. (that hag didn’t get it or what but I got some nerves from how stupid she is that she doesn’t understand that if nobody answers they are most likely NOT AT HOME…) so I’m in my room the window wide open and I hear that old hag somewhere below the window how she most likely asks somebody where does Novak live :-D Wouldn’t you just kill her?”
Discussion on lide.cz.
“I agree and electrical fence so she will snuff it and they can drag her body away so there will be calm again :-D
btw: I don’t understand that idiot neither… let him do whatever he desires, no? and not ask that old hag… give her a lunch with rat poison :-D”
Reaction on a topic on lide.cz about a senior citizen who is making difficulties about building a fence between her property and property of the author of original topic of discussion. (Respectively her relative.)