Quick Quote

“Whatever you give to a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her.. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!”
Credit for this goes to Ivet Jawharah on FB, and her status message, lol


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  • Reply
    March 25, 2010 at 11:19

    the only thing is, wen you give her pain, she doesnt give it bk to you, especially from a heart break! DAMN i wish i can break sm1’s heart for hurting me soo much :P

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    March 10, 2010 at 22:05

    as my friend said: give her a word, she won’t shut up :-)

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    March 10, 2010 at 16:40

    Yeah, right. I gave my life, expected a second wife, all I got in return is, prison :P

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